I’m new at this, but its defiantly exciting. I can see some cool ways to do pieces of art that normally wouldn’t be possible.
Possibly the greatest rapper of all time. I need date to this incredible event. I know this will be the greatest show ever
Dear followers,
Unfortunately, I am a boring person with boring hobbies. Most of my time is consumed by football, or school, or the dentist office. While i may not always be engaged in one of those three activities, I am usually doing something productive like procrastinating from doing my homework. But on the rare occasions I do decide to waste my time it is usually not on the internet. Recently I have been seeing a plethora of cool stuff on the internet, so I decided I would try blogging about something cool. Disappointingly, I just don’t have knack for it like some people. (Errant Bunny) Instead of some fantastic shit that i programmed or a site that’s out of this world I will talk about the movie “30 Minutes or Less”. The movie is extremely entertaining, but it is very disturbing how it is based on a true event. The man who had the bomb attached to his neck is named Brian Douglas Wells. He was a 43 year old pizza deliver man, when the sinister event happened. Unlike, in the movie, Wells was informed a fake bomb would be strapped to him so he could use it as an excuse when he attempted his robbery on the bank. On one eerie deliver to the middle of no-were he learns that the bomb is real. He is allotted a set time limit to complete an individual task out of four task. After each task is complete he is given more time. His attempt on the bank robbery ended with him captured by the cops begging them to remove the bomb. The cops did not believe him and the bomb was detonated. These series of events took place in 2003 in Eire, Pennsylvania. The people that forced the bomb on the man was convicted last year. The family is suing the producers of the movie “30 Minutes or Less”. The producers say there is very little similarities. If you were to brake down each character in the movie it is modeled off a character the existed. Though not a 100% accurate, it is pretty damn close. The movie was good, but the comedy was hampered by the sad event that it is based on.
We ain’t got no pair shaped rocks
“Hey can you pass me a fair shaped rocks?” “Niga how am I suppose to find a pair shaped rock? I found a watermelon shaped rock but ain’t no pair shaped rock. Niga all we got is grape shaped and watermelon shaped but ain’t no pair shaped rock.” “How the fuck did you get mini van stuck in mud?” “Its called off roading.” “That’s pussy shit it doesn’t count.” “Niga I still can’t find any pair shaped rocks.” “Holy shit it counts I attempted it.” “You could have driven your car into your back yard and gotten stuck.” “Well if we get out of this situation can we go cuzz’?” “No I don’t want to get your car stuck in my hot tub.”
A good channukka the year of the bore
I feel like sense the holidays have come ill give you all a present. Don’t ask for anything on christmas. I am going to put up a picture of my beautiful hair styling. Emilly the girl in the picture is estound with joy and can barely contain it. For you perverts out there (luke) please just look at the photo and appreciate the beauty of my styling. For anyone that cares I got a shit tone of candy for channukka and a gym membership. So now that football season is over with I am to migraite to the gym. The bores are in hiding so enjoy yourselves birds. I am excited for this break. Special note: thank you luke and sam for helping me get into drawing.
